Hugh Grants fake dick looks like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.  It’s so monumental I will stand at attention myself.  Hugh Grant is more of a romantic comedy actor so seeing him exposed in any way is exciting.  He is best known for his roles in Four Weddings and a Funeral, Notting Hill and Music and Lyrics.  If you love his films get to the theater to see him in Florence Foster Jenkins starring alongside Meryl Streep.

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Zachary Quinto is one of the hottest gay male actors in Hollywood. He makes my crotch tingle every time I see pics of him. Fake nude pics of Zachary Quinto are fun because I can only imagine that his dick looks as delicious as the two above.  I would love to lick and nibble all the way down and up again.

Zachary became noticed as Sylar in the TV show Heroes.  He than got the role as Spock in the ever popular Star Trek films.  Zachary’s newest film, Tallulah is out in the theaters and he has several more coming soon.  They include: Aardvark, Star Trek Beyond and Snowden.  Star Trek 14 and Abandoned were also announced films which we might have to wait awhile for.  No fear, keep coming back here and I will keep a smile on your face and tingle in your crotch too.

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I’d have a smile on my face like Ben Barnes if they gave me a fake cock and body like that too. That is why I wanted to make him one of my recent male fakes just for you. Enjoy.

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Is this picture of Dave Franco Fake nude blurry or is it my eyes filled with tears of joy?  This combination of him and his fake dick are perfect. Love the nip shot, too!

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Johnny Depp is known for being pretty out there. This male celeb fake pic of him just makes him even more out there. I’m still looking for male celeb fake GIFs. Keep cumming back!

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Who wouldn’t want Nicolas Cage on the rocks? Who wouldn’t want the hairy body and the opportunity to get the cock on the rocks hard as hell!  I love the hairy chest as well!  I love the oldies but goodies!

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Chris Brown’s Treasure Trail leads to the a nest with a male celeb fake dick that is scrumptious. Another smile on another star that makes me imagine that it is true!  I will imagine it as I walk to my assortment of toys.

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Michael Phelps won’t ever drown with that buoy in the water.  I wouldn’t let him drown with my mouth on his buoy either!  Congrats on your way to the Olympics, Michael!

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This male celebrity fake picture of Justin Bieber has definitely dirtied up the page – just like I like it!  I would have never thought to make his ass and legs so hairy but I like where the action is happening for sure!

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George Clooney could rule my world with his tool.  It is a perfect fit for what I keep in my mind when watching him on the big screen. I love the gruff look but the ever lasting gleam in his eyes that let us know he knows something!  Woof.

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